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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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purfecct: Can’t stop won’t stop (⊙‿⊙✿) You’re a bitch

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domeafavorand-die: awmygosh: Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem omfg

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ladypresley: On this day 46 years ago, Elvis Presley made Priscilla Beaulieu his bride, May 1, 1967.

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shiestynigga: this is the most serious relationship ive ever had

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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venusaurphobia: yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent

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tiny-yeast-farts: id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
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